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somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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